wtf is this shit?

Actually, in my family we have this tradition called “The Burning Bush”

We light a Christmas Tree on fire and hope that God will come out and talk to us.

It hasn’t worked yet, but I have faith for this year.

WELL WHAT ABOUT MARY!? HUH? That woman is the MOTHER of Christ. I mean, come on guys… Not only did she get pregant without having sex with God (TALK ABOUT NO PLEASURE AND ONLY PAIN)but she also carried Jesus in her stomach for 9 months!

And now there’s the question of having a child in December. She must have done so much to make sure that he’d survive that COLD COLD weather! Since in those times there was no real heat and most people wouldn’t actually plan to have a child in the cold months. I mean, she is quite the trooper!

So, here’s my proposition:

Instead of saying Merry Christmas, everyone should be REQUIRED to say THANK GOODNESS FOR MARY BIRTHING JESUS AND TAKING CARE OF HIM AND RAISING HIM SO THAT WE COULD ALL HAVE CHRISTMAS!

Now, I think that is a much better farewell than “Merry Christmas” OR “Happy Holidays”

So, a Thank goodness for Mary birthing Jesus and taking care of him and raising him so that we could all have Christmas to you and a happy new year! (I think it’s got great flow)

I just found this picture on my computer and it scared the shit out of me!!!

Well, I feel extremely lucky.

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tamtaur replied to your post: HE IS BEAUTIFUL ENOUGH! SHARE THE WEALTH

But why deny him the ability to become more beautiful? That’s just mean.