Why was the tomato blushing?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
Wait wait wait... You're telling me that if I walk...
i hope i can get enough money to get a pair of...
Where in Florida? I live in Florida!!!
BILLY! GO ON SKYPE AND IM ME!!!!!!
Save water and shower together.
So you're telling me if I walk around saying...
I'm tired. Work tomorrow. Night.
Going to a Concert:
davekarpet: infinite-moment: babbycobain: Getting ready: Driving to the show: Make it to the venue: Start a conversation with other fans: Realize their just as awesome as you are: See some kid with the same shirt as you: Over hear the band sluts: Finally get inside the venue: The band starts to play: They play your favorite song: They play a sad song: They...
lol. I assume that means you appreciate my...
-makesmewonder replied to your post: you fake and you ugly HELL YEAH!!! :’D
hey hey hey hey hey I don't care what bitches say.
Anonymous asked: you fake and you ugly
artworkisaconfession-deactivate asked: hi. You're gorgeous.
That is all :)
That is all :)
Post amount of followers. Lose followers.
Anonymous asked: ya the number.
Anonymous asked: screen cap the people you follow.
Anonymous asked: is not like you're gonna marry him
WHAT. THAT CAN'T BE POSSIBLE.
omnomnatalie: THE MAN WHO DID THE VOICE OF SPONGEBOB DIED TODAY. THAT MEANS SPONGEBOB IS OVER. SPONGEBOB CAN NEVER END. WHATTHEFUCKISWRONGWITHTHEWORLD. How? O.O And they’ll find someone else that can do the voice probably.
Anonymous asked: is he cute?
This dude from work just asked me to hangout. He's...
I'm a good girl. I swear. ;D
I am awesome. And I love Tori a lot. - Nessa
Watching Paranormal Activity
this is fantastic.
WHO ELSE HAS A SLUTTY HALLOWEEN COSTUME??
I do. ;)
Leave me an ask, and I might fall in love with... →
insearchofaremedy-: JUST PRESS PLAY Wow....